Puerile Humour

I’m jacked up on four cups of PG Tips (yes, that’s all it takes), and just want to get this off my chest. To all teenagers in secondly school. Be yourself.

“Oh the best thing to do is join in with the crowd”, no. The crowd only takes you as a statistic. If you’re in a crowd, you’re just a person, not a personality. Sure, join groups who like the same things as you, but stay away from crowds. They only take you down.

Your ego is your worst enemy. Ego is a Latin word invented by the Romans, look where they are now. Statues and bad poetry I don’t care if Bob hates Cindy because Angus spilled coke on Mandy’s dress. All I care about is that I don’t like you because you told me to fuck off for no good reason. I’m friends with Bob, even if my friend Cindy doesn’t want me to be. Fuck Cindy.

Oh, its the new band. Threesum. They got signed by EMI. Yes, they made a CD. There gonna do well. But your not part of the band, so don’t act like you are. Buy the CDE, enjoy it, tell friends about it. Don’t hang out with them unless there previous friends. Another thing, your not cool if you smoke weed. Sure, it helps you relax, but don’t go on about it. Millions have done it before you. Your nothing special, just a statistic.

This post may have no point, but its just how I feel at the moment. Angry with local sociality. My blog, my rules.