To all of those “comics” (and I use that term loosely) on Last Comic Standing, here are a few tips and pointers on why your not funny and never will be.
You all stick to the steriotypes. “Oh I’m fat, I love my food!”, “I’m a women, so I’m dippsy!”, “Oh I’m a Redneck, so I love Christ.” It don’t work bitch!
Every joke is so fucking predictabe. You can tell the punchline 2 minutes before its delieverd.
Write your own fucking jokes. Yeah, sure, it may have been good in a jokebook, but when you say it, its crap.
Oh and go to a comedy club. You can’t ride a bike and move straight to a Race Car. So why should you be a KFC worker and move straight to being a Comic.
Gain some fucking balls. Stop acting as a team. Start fighting and bitching. Stop hugging, start scrapping.
Heres a little help for you all. All good jokes start with a Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman…
