Socially Reclusive

Advertised:

“There are 50 laptops hidden around Southampton. Whoever finds one gets to keep it. So go find them!”

Reality:

“If you want a laptop, you have to sign up for 2 years of Broadband from AO-Smell.”

Carphone Warehouse is a shit store. Its customer service is pathetic! Who has “Car Phones” anyway? I want a mobile phone to take ANYWHERE!