In-Ear Headphones, My Arse

Apple, creator of all things white, have screwed me over. Every iPod I’ve had needs a good pair of headphones. I’m not an audiophile (All audiophiles are paedophiles, fact), but I do like a good pair of headphones. The headphones that came with each iPod where fine, just what I needed. But once my third pair broke in 2.5 years, I need to get a new pair.

At my local Apple store, A pair of headphones is £25, or in-ear headphones are £20. Surely you can’t get something better for less? That’s true. First up, there crap in the ears. It feels like having a dry wet willy. The sound is not as good the included phones. Then, 6 weeks after I brought them, the right headphone split in two, and the wires inside snaped. Great, can’t hear half of the song. To sum it up, the Apple In-Ear Headphones suck.

I went to HMV, got myself a pair of Apple headphones for £20. Much better sound, much better quality. Feels good and sounds better. Screw you Apple, thats the last time I buy anything from you! But that iPod Touch is rather tempting…

4 Responses to “In-Ear Headphones, My Arse”


  1. 1 lgbsneak

    i don’t quite understand.. What headphones are the good ones?

  2. 2 Jack

    The ones that come with every iPod are great. The o”in ear” headphones are shit.

  3. 3 lgbsneak
  4. 4 Jack

    Yep, those are them. The ear phones of Satan.

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