Just looking though some old pictures on my phone. Good lord. Its amazing how things change over time. You too can also experience a change like myself. Just do the following…
- Loose 17lbs
- Work out more
- Start shaving and washing more
- Get a gay friend and go shopping
- Pluck your mono-brow to two separate eyebrows
5 little steps. Hell of a change.
Do
Go to Next, Gap and River Island.
Don’t
Go shopping with your Mum.











