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2 Responses to “Blast From The Podcast”

1. 1 Eugene
   October 17, 2007 at 5:35 pm

   Hey Jack, I think your defining podcast moment was when you told the “eat, shoots and leaves” joke. So stupidly funny.

2. 2 Jack
   October 17, 2007 at 7:57 pm

   Thanks Eugene. That brings back the memories!

   A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

   “Why?” asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

   “Well, I’m a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”

   The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”