On Thursday, I took the easiest test of my life. The Chlamydia test. Chlamydia is one of the most common sexually transmitted diseases, and with my (lack of) sexual lifestyle, I’ve gotta be careful.
All you have to do is piss in a tube. Thats it. You just pee in it till its about 3/4’s full and hand it in. I was desperate so I accidentally filled the whole tube. Hope that enough of a sample to make sure I’m safe! I should get the results back in about 2-3 weeks, Hopefully the results will be negatively positive.
I got two free gifts for my trouble. The first was two condoms, one of which is labled as “Vanilla”. The second is a packet of Anal Lube. Yes, that’s right, an 8ml packet of Anal Lube. Now what am I supposed to do with that?
Others had a much better use for their presents…
[Update] The results are in.
Hahaha, that is fantastic! I love it that you posted in such detail both about the test and the free gifts they gave you! You must be the first person ever to make me laugh about STD tests!
Hey, i like your Gravatar plugin. What a great idea! I’ve just enabled it on my own blog too.
STD’s are a serious matter. Since the creation of AIDS, its no longer play away, wash away. Today you’ve gotta watch your back (or front).