Monthly Archive for March, 2008Page 2 of 4

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Alex watches The BME Pain Olympics… from Jack Dunford on Vimeo.

Hezus Panther

Theres around 40,000 people in Winchester. Mainly white, middle-class, Christians. This time of the year, its near Easter, infact today is Good Friday. This year, a group have put on a full production of Jesus’s big day in the center of Winchester. A lot of works gone into this. Its all prepared, dramamtised and full of speacil effects.

Almost all of Winchester is going, walking about in a rally-like group, to watch a black man carry a cross and eventually be tortured to death on it. Does that strike anyone as a little Ku Klux Klanish?

No, it’ll be fine. I mean, even the Armys taking part. A group of people whose job it is to go to other countrys and kill other people of a different background. I guess they cant be racist, can they?

As I was walking home from the train station, I saw the crowd and managed to get this quick snap. Its blurry, but you can see around 500 - 1000 people in the “precession”. Hope it doesn’t rain tonight…

The Jesus Mob

Idealistic Website Pitch

I’ve just had a great idea for a little personal project. Its kinda hard to explain, but I’m going to give it a go.

  • Its like a Wiki, except only certain people can post
  • No one can delete, only post
  • No one can sign up, but they can request an account
  • Anyone can view it though
  • Everyone has a blank canvas, and unlimited sub-pages
  • Big main board, sub boards and in jokes
  • File hosting, image hosting and other stuff
  • This is starting to sound like 4chan or b3ta. I’ll put a little work in a see what comes out. Onwards my 4 day (Easter) holiday!

    Snow Day

    Its snowing outside. Its like 10.20 on Good Friday, and its snowing. I blame global warming. Last time we had snow was February last year. By my calculations, if this continues, we should have snow in June 2011! Woo!

    A little more snow

    [Update] Turns out I’m not the only one with Snow.

    Triump

    Well Hello! My names Jack and im a geek in Winchester. 14 years young and counting.
    Just a qucik post to say Hello! add a coment if you want!

    Three years ago today, I started blogging. It was on a MSN Livespace I posted this message. God, look at it now. Things haves changed. Not really revolutioni, more evolutionised. Bigger posts with better spelling, photos which don’t suck, and with now with added ego.

    For those who actually read this blog, Thanks. For those who skim this blog, its better than a kick in the teeth. And for those who came here while searching for “how to shave vagaina”, I’m sorry to disappoint.

    So, to out of three years, I’ve made a roundup of the best posts I’ve made over the last 3 years. The Good, The Bad, and The Controversial. :P

    The Good

    1. The Striptease (Warning: Bad Spelling)
    2. Bring It On BITCH
    3. Eurovision Sucked (2007 edition)
    4. Nostalgic School Computer Hacking
    5. The Apple Store

    The Bad

    1. Cannibalism
    2. No Cussing Club
    3. Pudsey The Crack Addict
    4. Man Flu
    5. Rotting Foot

    The Controversial

    1. BLANK the smoker
    2. The Jewish Dildo
    3. Hatred Of Bebo
    4. Anti Anti-Smokers
    5. The North Is Poor