You don’t know if its a pun or a spelling error
We spent yesterday morning, after a night up, dancing. Dancing till the sun rose, after talking till the sun went down.
5am Dancing One from Jack Dunford on Vimeo.
5am Dancing Two from Jack Dunford on Vimeo.
5am Dancing Three from Jack Dunford on Vimeo.
Sober. Honest.
A song, made out of only comments found on YouTube. NSFW.
Found on b3ta.com, by mysticmurray.
I got up at 6.30 Friday morning, and as of now, have not gone to bed. 27 hours as off now. Therefore my body is running on coffee, sugar and bagels.
Went to a party last night straight after college, got there at 5pm. Then spent the night watching the sun go down, and watching it come back again from the same window. I left there at 7.30, shattered. But spent the night as merry as can be. Yay!
Friends will be friends. And friends lend each other things. Like books, CD’s or money. As a good friend you’ll pay money you owe back, and on the time you say you will. I made the mistake of doing so to a so called “friend”.
Oh I never pay back. Why should I. You know it’ll come back to you in some other form some time. I don’t have to pay you back.
Well, I gave you a £10 which you said you would pay back on Friday. Today is Friday and you won’t pay it back because you “never do”. Doesn’t that make you a scumbag.
Stop being a cunt just because you want me to pay which I won’t!
Ok, I guess this problems my entire fault. Not yours. Guess I was just silly for making the mistake of trusting you. Oh yeah, I trusted you before. Guess your just an untrustworthy fucker.
Stop going on about it. Jesus, your pathetic!
Why not, I just want what you owe me. If I owed you £10, wouldn’t you want it back? Notice how most of the problems we have are to do with something you have done or said. Stop being a diva and do something about it. All of your problems you have not sorted, but take extream action to add to it. Do you have ADD, or is there a legit reason you have to be the center of attention?
Luckly for me, Wikihow.com seemed to have a guide for what to do in this situation. It’s pretty much a combonation of keeping your cool, and perservering. Keep going onto people who owe money which they won’t, not can’t, pay back.
This experance had led me to learn a lot about a friend. who I know have there number. So friend, if your reading this, pay up. I won’t forget, and I’ll make sure you won’t.
[Update] Friend has since reported that payment shall be made on the 1st. Lets hope he keeps this one.
[Update * 2] He kept his word. I win. 
Why is it that most of the workers in health food stores all look unhealthy. Not fat or spotty, just not healthy. Like they’ve got the flu, without the snot. Pale faces and slightly greasy hair.
And then you buy “healthy” products from them. Like Dr Gillian Mckeith’s Marvellous Medicine at £2 a pop. 
