Why is it that most of the workers in health food stores all look unhealthy. Not fat or spotty, just not healthy. Like they’ve got the flu, without the snot. Pale faces and slightly greasy hair.
And then you buy “healthy” products from them. Like Dr Gillian Mckeith’s Marvellous Medicine at £2 a pop. 
Not at my local un’. Most of the people who work there are Hippies and not a overpriced McKeith product in sight. They also sale Organic Cola, which I might add is WIN!