My Shit Don’t Stink

Friends will be friends. And friends lend each other things. Like books, CD’s or money.  As a good friend you’ll pay money you owe back, and on the time you say you will. I made the mistake of doing so to a so called “friend”.

Oh I never pay back. Why should I. You know it’ll come back to you in some other form some time. I don’t have to pay you back.

Well, I gave you a £10 which you said you would pay back on Friday. Today is Friday and you won’t pay it back because you “never do”. Doesn’t that make you a scumbag.

Stop being a cunt just because you want me to pay which I won’t!

 Ok,  I guess this problems my entire fault. Not yours. Guess I was just silly for making the mistake of trusting you. Oh yeah, I trusted you before. Guess your just an untrustworthy fucker.

Stop going on about it. Jesus, your pathetic!

Why not, I just want what you owe me. If I owed you £10, wouldn’t you want it back? Notice how most of the problems we have are to do with something you have done or said. Stop being a diva and do something about it. All of your problems you have not sorted, but take extream action to add to it. Do you have ADD, or is there a legit reason you have to be the center of attention?

Luckly for me, Wikihow.com seemed to have a guide for what to do in this situation. It’s pretty much a combonation of keeping your cool, and perservering. Keep going onto people who owe money which they won’t, not can’t, pay back. 

This experance had led me to learn a lot about a friend. who I know have there number. So friend, if your reading this, pay up. I won’t forget, and I’ll make sure you won’t.

[Update] Friend has since reported that payment shall be made on the 1st. Lets hope he keeps this one.

[Update * 2] He kept his word. I win. :)

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