Socially Reclusive

We’ve been waiting for a new bathroom for around 15 years. The current one was made in the 1950s, and has only been updated by a shower and a selection of cheap tiles in the 90’s.

The rulers of my house have decided enough is enough. Time for a change. Rip out all the old crap, and add new stuff to it instead. All sounds good, and all is going well.

They got an honest, hard working company to come round and sort it out. Brought new, solid fittings. Cleaned up the colour scheme (its now white instead of rotten cream) and started the process.

One small problem however. That means theres no shower. No problem, I’ll use the local gyms showers. Nope, there closed, due to work being done. Damn.

With the holidays coming to an end, this means college starts soon. Which also means no more laying about in my pants, stinking to high heaven.

However, there is a solution to this problem. And its a simple one. A series of flannels. Red is for face, Yellow for body, and Blue for the stinky, complicated areas. It takes a long time, compared to a shower, but it works.

So, if you see me about, and want to know the secrete to my super shiney hair, its simple. Don’t wash it.