Socially Reclusive

This may be the last blog post I ever do, if CERN has anything to do with it.

You see, in about 5 minutes time, CERN is going to turn on its new toy. The “Large Hadron Collider” is the worlds biggest particle accelerator machine. I don’t know exactly what it does, but I’m sure its pretty impressive.

However, if it goes tits up, it’ll create a black hole. And if that happens, its the end of the universe. Which is not a good thing, as the chances of this are 1 in 50 million.

I predict that somehow, some form of space-squid will appear and cause havoc. Kinda like Half Life, but with tentacles.

So how does it feel that your spending your last minuete in this universe reading my blog? Surely you could find some seedy site on the net and spend your last minutes keeping yourself busy.

Thanks CERN for the World Wide Web, but you can keep the end of the universe.