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YouTubes Ar Dumbd

A song, made out of only comments found on YouTube. NSFW.

The YouTube Comment Song

Found on b3ta.com, by mysticmurray.

Lol-go

This image makes me laugh every time since I saw it this afternoon. Its the logo for the “Office of Government Commerce“, which is part of the UK government’s treasury.

Thanks Aimee!

In Pieces

Last night I got to see Lenny Henry. He was fantastic. Properly the best comic I’ve seen at The Theatre Royal. If you ever see his Live DVD’s, its nothing like the atmosphere when he does it live. In person, he is even fantastic. DVD just doesn’t capture his full brilliance!

Dear Last Comic Standing…

To all of those “comics” (and I use that term loosely) on Last Comic Standing, here are a few tips and pointers on why your not funny and never will be.

  • You all stick to the steriotypes. “Oh I’m fat, I love my food!”, “I’m a women, so I’m dippsy!”, “Oh I’m a Redneck, so I love Christ.” It don’t work bitch!
  • Every joke is so fucking predictabe. You can tell the punchline 2 minutes before its delieverd.
  • Write your own fucking jokes. Yeah, sure, it may have been good in a jokebook, but when you say it, its crap.
  • Oh and go to a comedy club. You can’t ride a bike and move straight to a Race Car. So why should you be a KFC worker and move straight to being a Comic.
  • Gain some fucking balls. Stop acting as a team. Start fighting and bitching. Stop hugging, start scrapping.
  • Heres a little help for you all. All good jokes start with a Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman…

    Carracter

    Last night I went to see Jimmy Carr at the Theater Royal. He was on top form. Fantastic jokes about everyday subjects. Rape, incest, sex, abuse, violence, child abuse and The Catholic Church. My favorite quote from the night was “When I see a goth, I see two people. Two disappointed parents.” :D